Words to Live By
Friday, February 24th, 2006“Always do sober what you said you would do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” - Earnest Hemingway.
Archive for February, 2006
My next project
Monday, February 20th, 2006Now that I have the room to do some actualy work, that is not on a coffee table or an expensive drafting table, I am going to start a couple of the projects that I have been thinking about.
One of them is an mP3 player. But it is not any mp3 player it is Minty Mp3
Another project is one that I bought the book for in Boston, it is PDA Robot. I can’t find the link for it right now but when I do I will edit this.
As I do this stuff I will make sure to take pictures and post them, I am sure everyone in the world wants to know what I am up to 
Another Smart Ass Comment
Wednesday, February 8th, 2006The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. “I’ve been waiting for you all day,” the cop said. The kid replied, “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.” When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
Dilbert
Monday, February 6th, 2006
Smart Ass Comment
Sunday, February 5th, 2006A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam.
“Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that’s it, no other excuses whatsoever!”
A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, “What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?” The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is finally restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says “Well, I guess you’d have to write the exam with your other hand