The Online Home of Jeffery MacKinnon

Contrary to popular opinion, duct tape IS NOT good for fixing
everything!

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar.
He walks over and asks Paul what’s wrong.

“Well,” replies Paul,
“You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out,
but I got an erection every time I saw her?”

“Yes,” replies Jeff with a laugh.

“Well,” says Paul, straightening up,
“I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed.”

“That’s great!” says Jeff,
“When are you going out?”

“I went to meet her this evening,” continues Paul,
“but I was worried I’d get an erection again.
So I got some duct tape and taped “it” to my leg, so if I did, it
wouldn’t show”.

“Sensible” says Jeff.

“So I get to her door,” says Paul,
“and I rang her doorbell.

She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you ever saw.”

“And what happened then?”

“I kicked her in the face.”

I saw this movie on the past weekend, Jess and I were trying to figure out what to do and decided to go to a movie. Well “The Legend of Zorro” was our choice, well actually I think that it was mostly my choice.

To get started it really wasn’t all that bad, but it was LONG. I found myself looking at my watch before the movie was over, this was something that I didn’t do for movies that were longer than this. However I think that you can chalk that up to the fact that the story wasn’t really that strong. It had everything that you need in a movie like this, and for me at the time I felt that it was more of a propaganda movie than some that I have seen in the past, can’t think of one right now but I will post it when I think of it.

All in all I think that it is a good renter, don’t waste the money at the theatre, I think that there must be better movies to see on the big screen.

Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman for the
last three weekends.”
Father Donavon asks: “Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?”
“Yes, Father, ’tis I.”
“And who was the woman you were with?”
“Sure and I can’t be tellin’ you, Father. I don’t want to ruin her
reputation.”
Well, Tommy, I’m sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell
me now.
Was it Brenda O’Malley?”
“I cannot say Father, please.”
“Was it Patricia Kelly?”
“I’ll never tell.”
“Was it Brydie Shannon?”
“I’m sorry, but I will not! name her.”
“Was it Mary Catherine Morgan?”
“My lips are sealed, Father.”
“Was it Fiona McDonald then?”
“Please, Father, I cannot tell you.”
The priest sighs in frustration.
“You’re a steadfast lad Tommy Shaughnessy, and I admire that, but you’ve
sinned and now you must atone. You cannot attend church for three months. Be
off with you now.”

Tommy walks back to his pew.

His friend Sean slides over and whispers, “What’d you get?”

“Three month’s vacation and five good leads.”

I have decided that I am going to take my online stuff more seriously and make sure that anything that I do will be profitable. So if you want to see how everthing is going I am going to be keeping a log at www.bluenoser.net, I am also going to register a Business name. Not sure what it is going to be, but since most of the stuff I have been doing is bluenoser this, bluenoser that, it is probably going to have Bluenoser in it.

Speaking of registering for a business, I never knew how much work was involved. You hve to fill out forms, pay some money then if your name is approved you have to fill out more forms and pay more money. And then every year you have to pay more money again. It is a never ending circle. I guess that means that even before I can start my business I am going to have to have some money on hand. Or I can just try it with out having a business name for now to “test the waters” so to speak.

So if you are interested make sure to check out www.bluenoser.net

Oh yeah and if you want to play at a free arcade go to www.bluarcade.co.uk I am planning on adding a bunch more games in the near future. Hopefully sooner rather than later.

Well today was one of those days that make me happy knowing that the web is full of gold. Last month I started selling express submission in my directory and during the entire month of Oct I made $50, and then this month, after developing a number of my sites I have been able to sell ad space for the next two months.

Now between the last 6 weeks I have made enough to pay for my server fees since I started and for the next 12 months

Still my favorite website is The Party Live I truly think that this site has lots of potentional. Also in the last couple of days I have added a couple of things, one of these is the ability for ANYONE to write an article for the site. So if you saw something cool, just summerize it with a link here, or if you are not that literally inclined then you can always simply submit the link HERE