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Contrary to popular opinion, duct tape IS NOT good for fixing
everything!

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar.
He walks over and asks Paul what’s wrong.

“Well,” replies Paul,
“You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out,
but I got an erection every time I saw her?”

“Yes,” replies Jeff with a laugh.

“Well,” says Paul, straightening up,
“I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed.”

“That’s great!” says Jeff,
“When are you going out?”

“I went to meet her this evening,” continues Paul,
“but I was worried I’d get an erection again.
So I got some duct tape and taped “it” to my leg, so if I did, it
wouldn’t show”.

“Sensible” says Jeff.

“So I get to her door,” says Paul,
“and I rang her doorbell.

She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you ever saw.”

“And what happened then?”

“I kicked her in the face.”

I saw this movie on the past weekend, Jess and I were trying to figure out what to do and decided to go to a movie. Well “The Legend of Zorro” was our choice, well actually I think that it was mostly my choice.

To get started it really wasn’t all that bad, but it was LONG. I found myself looking at my watch before the movie was over, this was something that I didn’t do for movies that were longer than this. However I think that you can chalk that up to the fact that the story wasn’t really that strong. It had everything that you need in a movie like this, and for me at the time I felt that it was more of a propaganda movie than some that I have seen in the past, can’t think of one right now but I will post it when I think of it.

All in all I think that it is a good renter, don’t waste the money at the theatre, I think that there must be better movies to see on the big screen.