The Online Home of Jeffery MacKinnon

This is probably one of the better Dilbert’s that I have read in a while

A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. “I’m lost,” said the man. “Can you put me up for the night?”

“Certainly,” the Chinese man said, “but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man.” “Ok,” said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house.

Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn’t keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man’s warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn’t hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy.

He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, “Chinese Torture 1:
Large
rock on chest.” “Well, that’s pretty crappy,” he thought. “If that’s the best the old man can do then I don’t have much to worry about.”
He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the
boulder out. As
he did so he noticed another note on it that read: “Chinese Torture 2:
Rock tied to left testicle.” In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder.

As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, “Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost.”

According to MacLean’s St.FX is number one again, after going there for a couple of years, I am not sure WHY?

Is it every hard to convert old galleries. I used to run a gallery that was simple, however the makers decided to go to version 2 and stop supporting V1, this would not be a huge deal if they didn’t change SOOOOO much. Now I am having problems transferring the old gallery. Also I have to figure out how this new one works so that it will look something like the main site.

I am sure that I will get to it, and when I do figure it out I am going to add a gallery page to www.whycocomagh.com

On a completely different note, I have fixed the links to my old website, so if you where trying to get there and couldn’t remember the URL, now you can just hit the link on the side where it says “My Old Website” and follow the links and you should get there fine.

If there are things that are screwed up on it let me know and I will fix them, even though I am not going to be adding to it I still want to make sure that it looks right

A professor was giving a lecture on “Involuntary Muscular Contractions” to first year medical students.

Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, “Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you’re having an orgasm?”

She replied, “He’s probably down at the bar with his friends”