Daily Joke: Quick Drinker
Saturday, August 20th, 2005This guy rushes into the bar, orders 7 straight shots of whiskey and downs them just as fast as the bartender can pour them. The bartender ask as he poured #7, “Drinking kinda fast, aren’t you, fella?”
The man says, “You’d drink fast, too, if you had what I have!”
The bartender asks, “What do you have?”
The drunk says, “Fifty cents!”