Archive for August 13th, 2005

Daily Joke: Bungee in Mexico

Saturday, August 13th, 2005

Two entrepreneurs, Jack and John, decided to start a bungee-jumping business south of the border. They went to Casa del Sol, Mexico, built a huge platform, and opened for business.
By noon the first day, they both noticed that while everyone was watching, no one was buying tickets.

Jack told John to go up and jump, so everyone could see how much fun it was, and then they would buy tickets and try it.

John jumped, almost reached the ground, and sprang back up. Jack saw that his shirt was torn and his hair was mussed.

John came down again and sprang back up. This time he had several bruises and his clothes were ripped to shreds.

The third time down and back up, and he had several open wounds, a broken arm, and was bruised over most of his body.

Jack quickly raised John to the platform and asked him what in the world was going on.

John replied, ‘I’m not sure. Do you know what ‘pinata’ means?’

The Big Ugly Snake Caught in a Fence

Saturday, August 13th, 2005

I was emailed these pictures yesterday, but I am not sure why? Yeah they are pretty freaky, but the fact that someone would put a snake in a pen that looks like it was built for much larger 4 legged creatures makes me wonder about the people that take care of these animals.

The Biggest Snake I have ever seen

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Now I also wonder why anyone would like to get close enough to these animals to capture them. Remember that show, Crocidile Hunter, what was with him. Did he have a death wish? I wonder how many Americans think that is what the average Aussie is like.
Just in case you wanted to know, not all snakes only have 2 fangs, check out this guy/gal

I think that s/he has more that enough to swallow me alive.


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